Meeting Prophecies of the Apocalypse: Schedule
Day 1: The Unavoidable Apocalypse
Join us as we gather to discuss the impending doom that we can't avoid.
- 09:00 AM - Arrival of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse
- 09:15 AM - Introduction to the Doomsday Device
- 10:00 AM - Break: Coffee and Doomsday Device maintenance
- 11:00 AM - Apocalypse- Proofing your Resume
Day 2: The Improbable Apocalypse
When the odds are stacked in our favor, join us as we discuss the highly unlikely possibility of survival.
- 10:00 AM - Statistics of Doom (or is it just bad luck?')
- 11:30 AM - Apocalypse Insurance Options
- 12:30 PM - Lunch: Sandwiches and Survival Strategies
- 01:30 PM - The Art of Desperation
Want to see more? Check out our subpage 6 for more schedule details.
Subpage 5: The Ominous Ominous Ominous Ominous Ominous Schedule
Because one ominous schedule wasn't ominous enough...
- 03:00 PM - The Ominous Ominous Ominous Ominous Ominous Agenda
- 04:00 PM - The Final Countdown to Doom
- 05:00 PM - The Ominous Ominous Ominous Ominous Ominous Wrap-up