Meeting Prophecies of the Apocalypse: Schedule

Day 1: The Unavoidable Apocalypse

Join us as we gather to discuss the impending doom that we can't avoid.

• 09:00 AM - Arrival of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse
• 09:15 AM - Introduction to the Doomsday Device
• 10:00 AM - Break: Coffee and Doomsday Device maintenance
• 11:00 AM - Apocalypse- Proofing your Resume

Day 2: The Improbable Apocalypse

When the odds are stacked in our favor, join us as we discuss the highly unlikely possibility of survival.

• 10:00 AM - Statistics of Doom (or is it just bad luck?')
• 11:30 AM - Apocalypse Insurance Options
• 12:30 PM - Lunch: Sandwiches and Survival Strategies
• 01:30 PM - The Art of Desperation

Want to see more? Check out our subpage 6 for more schedule details.

Subpage 5: The Ominous Ominous Ominous Ominous Ominous Schedule

Because one ominous schedule wasn't ominous enough...

• 03:00 PM - The Ominous Ominous Ominous Ominous Ominous Agenda
• 04:00 PM - The Final Countdown to Doom
• 05:00 PM - The Ominous Ominous Ominous Ominous Ominous Wrap-up