According to ancient lore, the end is near. Like, really near. Like, literally near. Like, within-the-next-30-minutes-and-then-WE'RE-ALL-GONNA-DIE-near.

But fear not, mortals! For we have the prophecies of the greatest minds the world has ever known. Minds like:

Subpage 9 - The Great and Powerful Robot Uprising

Subpage 10 - The Return of the Ancient Ones

Subpage 11 - The Final Standoff between Our Leaders and Their Hair

And many more! But let's be real, you're probably gonna die anyway. So, go ahead and click on one of the links. What's the worst that could happen?