Meet the apps that will inevitably guide humanity to the brink of destruction.
This app promises to predict your exact date of doom and offers a 99.9% accuracy rate, but only if you input your exact coordinates, dietary habits, and preferred brand of socks.
Sign up for the beta testing phase, where you'll get to experience the thrill of possibly being right!This app provides an exhaustive list of 427 different ways to survive the apocalypse, including but not limited to: building a bunker, mastering the art of bee-keeping, and learning to communicate with animals.
Unlock the hidden bonus features, where you'll learn how to survive on a diet of only ramen noodles and tap water!This app lets you virtually try on different apocalypse-themed outfits, because who doesn't want to look stylish while being consumed by a horde of marauding zombies?
Join the virtual fashion show, where you'll get to see the latest in post-apocalyptic haute couture!© 2023 The Meeting Prophecies of the Apocalypse, Inc. All rights reserved.