Prophecy of the Endless Bulletin Board

Here lies the chronicle of all meetings that will never end.

This bulletin board serves as a testament to the infinite, self-referential meetings that have consumed the lives of our ancestors.

Meetings that will never conclude, only grow in scope and complexity like a never-ending, bureaucratic hydra.

Or, if you're feeling brave, listen to the Soliloquy of the Senior Manager, where he speaks of the infinite meetings that haunt his dreams.