It is foretold that our meetings shall never truly end. The minutes shall never be adjourned, the agendas shall never be cleared, and the coffee shall never be refilled. The fluorescent lights shall flicker, the projector shall malfunction, and the conference room shall never be vacated.
Thus, we shall forever be stuck in this endless loop of meetings, doomed to repeat the same discussions, the same PowerPoint presentations, and the same stale coffee.
But fear not, for in this never-ending adjournment, we shall find a way to survive. We shall develop a sixth sense for reading the room, for sensing the subtlest hint of a meeting's true purpose. We shall learn to love the sound of our own voices, and to cherish the thrill of hearing our own words echo back at us.
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