Prophecy of the Ultimate Meeting

In a world where meetings had consumed all productivity, one prophesied hero emerged: Zorvath, the Timekeeper.

Zorvath, a wise and just warrior, was tasked with ending the scourge of meetings. Armed with an endless supply of coffee and an iron stomach, Zorvath traversed realms, vanquishing meetings left and right.

The Prophecy Unfolds

It is written that Zorvath shall:

Meet with the gods of productivity, to negotiate a 30% reduction in meeting frequency.
Conquer the land of unnecessary emails, replacing them with clear, concise, and direct communication.
Establish a new calendar, where days are measured in blocks of uninterrupted work hours.

And so, the people rejoice, for Zorvath's prophecy brings hope to a world beset by meetings.

Will you join the quest to fulfill the Prophecy of the Ultimate Meeting?

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