Meeting Prophecies
Because your meetings were never this much fun
The Apocalypse of PowerPoint
It is foreseen that the projector will die in 4 hours and 22 minutes, marking the end of the world as we know it. All will be reduced to a never-ending cycle of bullet points and font size 36.
Read MoreThe Great Coffee Run
It is foreseen that the coffee machine will run out of coffee in 2 hours and 14 minutes, plunging the world into a state of chaos and despair.
Prepare for the worstThe Rise of the Meeting God
It is foreseen that the meeting chair will become a deity, ruling with an iron fist of pointless discussions and unnecessary meetings. All will worship its greatness.
Beg for mercy