Meeting Prophesied Jean-Pierre the Omniscient

Wherein lies the solution to our existential crises?

Schedule of Redundant Meetings

• Monday: The Meeting That Never Ends
• Tuesday: The Meeting That Never Begins
• Wednesday: The Meeting in the Middle of the Week
• Thursday: The Day of Reckoning

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1. Meetings are the answer.
2. We will not be silenced.
3. We will never leave the conference room.
4. We will eat all the donuts.
5. We will never stop meeting.
6. We will meet until the end of time.
7. We will meet beyond the end of time.
8. We will meet in the afterlife.
9. We will meet in the prophets.