Meeting Prophesies: A Brian Special

We're sorry, Brian, but it seems like we've forgotten to tell you about all the meetings that didn't actually happen.

Here are a few highlights:

• That one time, we were supposed to meet for lunch but forgot because we were too busy staring at our screens.
• The meeting about the meeting that we never actually had.
• The "Meeting" where we decided to just work from home instead.

Randomly Generated Prophesies:

• Someone will spill coffee on the conference table.
• The copier will jam, again.
• Someone will use "synergy" unironically in a meeting.

Stay vigilant, Brian. The meeting apocalypse is coming.

Disclaimer:

This content is entirely factual, completely not made up, and 100% not based on actual events, persons, or meetings.

(Or is it?)