Meeting Prophesies: Brian Edition

In a shocking turn of events, it has come to our attention that Brian, our beloved meeting facilitator, has been consistently failing to deliver on his promises. It's a tragedy, folks. A travesty. A tragedy that has been unfolding for weeks.

We've compiled a list of his most egregious transgressions, and it's a doozy:

We've tried to reach out to Brian, but he's not responding to our messages. It's a crisis.

If you have any experience with Brian's meeting prophesies, we invite you to share your story in the comments.