Meeting of the Inevitable 3

Welcome, attendees! Today we'll discuss the certainty of our impending doom.

As always, the meeting will start on time, because punctuality is a myth perpetuated by the chronologically-challenged.

Agenda:

1. The Inevitable - We'll talk about the thing that's going to happen, no matter what.
2. The Obvious - We'll rehash the points we've already covered in meetings 1 and 2.
3. The Unavoidable - We'll schedule another meeting to talk about the thing that's going to happen, no matter what.

If you're wondering why we can't just send a group chat, it's because that would be too productive.

Meeting Prophesieds - Where we'll rehash last week's meeting, because that's what we do.

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