Minutes of the Redundant Meeting of the Meeting Prophesieds, March 1st, 2023

Attendees:

Agenda:

1. Discuss the meaning of life

2. Talk about how the coffee machine is still not working

3. Debate the merits of beige as a color scheme

Minutes:

Bob: "We should really think about the meaning of life."

Jane: "I think it's just about getting to Fridays."

John: "I think it's about the coffee machine."

Bob: "But the coffee machine is just a metaphor for the futility of existence."

Jane: "I just want to get to the punchline."

Action Items:

1. Call the maintenance guy to fix the coffee machine again

Next Meeting:

March 15th, 2023, same time, same place, same existential crisis

Minutes of the Meeting Prophesieds, March 1st, 2022