Meeting Notes - Prophesied Edition

Today's agenda: "The Future of the Company is Brighter Than the Sun"

Notes from the meeting:

• Item 1: "In the year 2035, we will have reached peak productivity and achieved true enlightenment."
• Item 2: "By 2040, our AI-powered coffee machine will have finally mastered the art of making a decent cup."
• Item 3: "We will have colonized the moon by 2050, and will be using it as a giant server farm."

Next meeting: "The Future of the Company is Brighter Than the Sun, Part 2: The Sequel"