Welcome, poor, deluded soul. You have been invited to the most epic, the most legendary, the most reduntantly meeting-filled meeting in the land of Prophesied Jane.
You will be here for a very long time. Like, an eternity. Maybe longer. Don't worry, it's not like you have anything better to do. Like, ever.
Here's the agenda for today's meeting: Agenda.
Don't forget to bring your lunch, snacks, and a spare battery for your phone. You're going to need it.
Prophesied Jane will be speaking on the importance of meeting in circles and the futility of human existence. Don't miss it!
Other notable speakers include: Speaker Brian and Speaker Ellen.
Minutes will be taken, but only after the meeting has been adjourned. Possibly.© Prophesied Jane, Meeting Master of Redundancy