Prophesied John's Annual Meeting in Hell

Today's Agenda:

• 10:00 AM - 10:30 AM: Welcome and Praise for Our Infernal Leaders
• 10:30 AM - 11:15 AM: Review of the Latest Tormenting Techniques
• 11:15 AM - 12:00 PM: Break for Brimstone Snacks and Refreshments
• 12:00 PM - 1:30 PM: Discussion of the New Hellhole Expansion Plans
• 1:30 PM - 2:15 PM: Torture Device Showcase and Demonstration
• 2:15 PM - 3:00 PM: Wrap-up and Praise for Our Unrelenting Efforts

Important Notes:

Remember to bring your pitchforks for the group exercise session.

Don't forget to fill out the attendance sheet on your way in.

Prophesied John's Annual Meeting in Hell Sponsors:

• Brimstone Inc.
• Satanic Enterprises
• Tortura Corp