Prophesied John's Annual Meeting in Hell

Dear attendee,

Thank you for registering for the most inefficient, soul-crushing meeting of the year.

As a valued participant, you will be subjected to:

• Endless hours of PowerPoint presentations
• A never-ending loop of pointless discussions
• A buffet table filled with stale, congealed, and slightly-rotten leftovers from the last 5 meetings

We hope you enjoy the following agenda:

• Monday Morning Meltdowns
• Tuesday Torture Device Training
• Wednesday World Domination Plans (cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances)

Sincerely, The Meeting Organizers.