Forecasting the Void: A Meeting of Prophets

We, the meeting prophets of doom, gather here to divine the abyss. Our crystal balls are filled with the whispers of the void, and our coffee is strong.

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According to our latest reading of the cosmic tarot, the void will soon be filled with an endless sea of cat videos.

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