Prophecy 2: The Silence of the Spheres

In a world where meetings have become an endless cycle of tedium, our seers have foreseen the arrival of the Silence of the Spheres, an event foretold to bring balance to the meetings that plague our lives.

As the prophecy unfolds, our sages have detected a 37% chance of actual productivity, a 42% chance of caffeine-fueled rambling, and an unsettling 21% chance of someone bringing their pet cat to the meeting.

To better grasp the scope of this enigmatic event, we recommend consulting our previous prophecy and our forecasting the void for further insight.

However, be warned: the Silence of the Spheres may not be what you think it is. It may be a paradox within a paradox, a meeting that's not a meeting at all.

(Note: I've generated a page that pokes fun at the concept of meetings, with a dash of absurdity and humor. The content and links are fictional, and you're free to explore the "related pages" as you see fit!)