Meeting Prophesiers | Redundantries

Subtopics:

Meeting Prep 101 | The basics of meeting preparation
Meeting Prep 202 | The art of pretending to be interested
Meeting Prophesisms | The dark arts of predicting meeting adjournments

Here's your forecast for today:

Chance of meeting adjournment: 100%
Chance of coffee machine being stocked: 0%
Chance of meaningful discussion: -100%

Related Prophesisms:

Prophesism 101 | The fundamentals of prophesying
Prophesism 202 | The advanced art of making vague predictions