Welcome, brave meeting attendees, to the Quantum Superposition Meeting, where the very fabric of time and space is turned upside down!
Today, we will attempt to discuss the topic of "Infinite Possibilities" in a meeting that will likely take an infinite amount of time to conclude. Don't worry, we'll just keep meeting while we wait for the universe to collapse.
Agenda:
Don't forget to bring your favorite infinite scarf to wear on your head during the meeting. We don't want to risk collapsing the space-time continuum with your boring, non-infinite fashion sense.