Today's meeting will be a thrilling experience of existential dread and bureaucratic tedium. We will discuss the meaninglessness of our existence and the impending doom of our departmental budget cuts.
Review of Last Year's Meeting Minutes
Committee of the Doomed: A Panel Discussion on Budget Cuts
Existential Crisis Management: How to Cope with the End of the World as We Know It
Refreshments will be provided, but only in the form of stale coffee and yesterday's donuts. Come prepared for a meeting that will leave you questioning the very fabric of reality.
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This meeting is brought to you in association with the Department of Redundancy and Bureaucratic Inefficiency. Any resemblance to actual events or real-world problems is purely coincidental.