Meeting Prophesies 2024

A meeting that will inevitably be a meeting about meetings. Because, you see, meetings are the lifeblood of any self-respecting bureaucracy. And we are a bureaucracy of utmost respect.

Today's agenda:

• Discussion of meeting minutes from last week's meeting.
• Briefing on the new meeting schedule, because you can never have too many meetings.
• Free time for attendees to discuss their own meeting-related anxieties.

Special Guest Appearance:

The Great Meeting Oracle

Meeting Location:

Conference Room 42, 345 Main St.

RSVP to let us know you're coming, or don't. We won't judge you.

Meeting adjourned until next week.