Redundant Meeting: Prophesies 2024-01-04

Also, Prophesy 2: The CEO will say the exact same phrase ("We need to think outside the box!") at least 5 times, and Prophesy 3: The copier will jam 3 times, but only after the meeting has already adjourned.

Other Prophesies:

• Prophesy 4: Someone will fall asleep during the meeting and start snoring in unison with the air conditioning vent
• Prophesy 5: The meeting will run 30 minutes longer than scheduled, but only because someone forgot to turn off their phone