Probable Delay: The Meeting that Never Happened

It was supposed to start at 3 PM, but we all know how that went. Instead, we got stuck in a loop of pointless small talk, bureaucratic red tape, and an endless cycle of "can you just confirm that you received my email?"

Causes of the Probable Delay

• Unnecessary clarifications on the agenda
• Unresolved conflicts over the color scheme
• Unrelenting fear of making decisions

Solutions to the Probable Delay

• Just send an email saying "I'll be there in 10"
• Use a meeting app that auto-schedules for you
• Make a fake agenda and just wing it

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