Technique 1: The Prophetic Procrastination Matrix
A complex algorithmic framework designed to calculate the optimal amount of procrastination required to achieve maximum productivity.
Technique 2: The Art of Meetingless Meetings
A revolutionary approach to avoiding meetings altogether, by simply not attending any meetings.
Technique 3: The Prophetic Procrastination Parlor
A virtual space for discussing the finer points of procrastination and plan evasion.