Meetings are like sand in the gears of progress, but sometimes you just have to dig in and get your hands dirty.
As the great prophets of old have foretold, meetings shall never end, nor shall productivity ever be achieved.
But fear not, traveler, for you are not alone in this sea of pointless discussion and redundant decisions.
You are not alone because I, the Another Prophet of Redundancy, am here to guide you through the wasteland of wasted hours and unfulfilling meetings.
A meeting so old, it's been around since the dawn of time itself.
It's said that in the beginning, the Meeting of the Ancient Ones was the first meeting ever held.
A gathering of great minds, or so the prophets claim, though some say it's just a bunch of old men in a cave.
A gathering of the most wise, the most venerable, and the most boring men.
They spoke of progress, but made none.
They spoke of change, but did nothing.
They spoke for hours, but said nothing of note.