Redundant Meeting Prophecy for 2023-01-01: "The Unnecessary Discussion of the Unremarkable"

It is prophesied that on 2023-01-01, at 9:00 AM sharp, the team will gather in conference room A to discuss a topic that will be covered in the weekly meeting, the monthly meeting, and the quarterly review. Yes, it will be that unimportant.

This prophecy foresees 30 minutes of unnecessary discussion, 15 minutes of tangents, and 5 minutes of "just to clarify, what was the original question again?"

It is foreseen that 75% of attendees will arrive early, 20% will be late, and the other 5% will be stuck in the parking lot, wondering where they parked their car.

Hyperlinks:

• Tomorrow's Prophecy: "The Unnecessary Debate of the Unremarkable"
• Last Year's Prophecy: "The Unnecessary Meeting of the Unremarkable"
• The Actual Important Meeting That Everyone Will Forget