Meetings are a never-ending abyss of productivity and despair. Welcome to the Meeting Prophesies, where we predict the exact number of meetings that will be called in your lifetime, down to the minute.
According to our calculations, you will be called to 2024-2025 Meetings in the next quarter.
But that's not all! You'll also be forced to attend Meetings into the Void, where the only outcome is the existential dread of facing your own insignificance.
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