Meeting of the Damned

Minutes - 2023-01-02

Present:

• John Doe, CTO (via Zoom)
• Jane Doe, CEO (in-person)
• Bob Smith, Intern (coffee-fetching)

Agenda:

1. Discuss the meaning of life.
2. Eat free pizza for lunch.
3. Make fun of Bob's haircut.

Decisions:

• We decided that the meaning of life is 42, but only if you're a programmer.
• We all agreed that free pizza is the answer to all our problems.
• Bob's haircut is a crime against humanity.

Next Meeting:

Tomorrow (same time, different location)

Or, alternatively, we could just go home and watch Netflix.