Redundant Meetings: The Paradoxical Repetitions Edition

Welcome to the meeting that never ends, where time is a loop, and the coffee machine is always on.

We're not actually meeting, we're just re-meeting, re-re-meeting, and re-re-re-meeting. It's a paradox, it's a loop, it's a...

Our meetings are like a choose-your-own-adventure novel, where every decision leads to the same page, and every page has the same meeting.

Will you: