Prophecies of the Futuristic Futuristic

Meetings have become so redundant, we've started predicting their outcomes. Here are some prophecies from the experts:

Prophecy 1: The Future of Meetings

The future of meetings is a world where everyone is always late, and the coffee machine never works.

Prophecy 2: Meeting Room Renovations

The meeting room of the future will be a cube with no windows, no doors, and a single, unflinching spotlight.

Prophecy 3: The AI Meeting Assistant

The AI of the future will be a sassy, coffee-swilling assistant who will always be right, but never listen to you.