Prophecies of the OMG

Welcome to the Oracle's den of doom, where the lines between reality and burnout are blurred.

Here are the prophecies of the OMG:

1. Tony's coffee machine will never stop dispensing coffee.
2. Bob from accounting will never understand the concept of "fun."
3. John from marketing will always wear a Hawaiian shirt on Fridays.

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