Prophesies of the Day

Today, the coffee machine will jam and everyone will be late for their meetings.

Tomorrow, the CEO will announce a new initiative that will inevitably be met with widespread disinterest.

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The conference rooms will be filled with the scent of stale air and desperation.

Someone will spill their lunch on the conference table, and no one will clean it up.

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The meeting will run long, and everyone will be forced to endure an endless loop of "synergy" presentations.

The projector will not work, and the presenter will blame the IT department.

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