Redundant Meetings

Prophesying 101

Welcome, novice prophesiers! Are you tired of being bored out of your meetings? Do you yearn to predict the future, only to have it confirmed by your coworkers?

Then you've come to the right place! Here are some prophesying tips for dummies like you:

• Be vague, but specific
• Use corporate jargon
• Make it a team effort (even if it's just you)
• Use Powerpoint, but don't open it
• Schedule it for 3 hours, but only talk for 15 minutes

And remember, prophesying is a skill that takes practice, so don't get discouraged if you get it wrong... repeatedly.