Prophet Ronnie TV: The Most Accurate Seer of Meetings
Prophesies for the Day
Meeting Prophesies:
- The Marketing meeting will be cancelled due to lack of biscuits.
- The Sales team will have a meeting that lasts exactly 3 hours and 14 minutes.
- The CEO will ask for 17 consecutive minutes of silence during the conference call.
Sub-Prophesies:
- John from Accounting will eat the last donut in the break room.
- The copier will jam at exactly 2:47 PM.
- Someone will spill coffee on the conference table.
Sub-Sub-Prophesies:
- The IT department will be unable to fix the copier for 3 hours.
- Someone will ask for a meeting to discuss the meeting.
- The air conditioning will suddenly become extremely cold.