Meeting Prophesy 2023: A Guide to Doing Nothing
Warning: This page is not actually a guide, but rather a collection of unproven strategies for wasting your time in meetings.
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Step 1: Arrive 10 minutes late to show your disdain for punctuality
- Bring a laptop and pretend to take notes, even if you have no idea what's being said
- Check your phone for 'important' messages every 5 minutes
- Avoid eye contact with the person speaking, instead gaze into the void