The Third Coming of Meetings

As prophesied by the Oracle of the Whiteboard, the Third Coming of Meetings shall mark the end of productivity.

For on this day, the coffee shall flow like the rivers of Babylon, and the conference tables shall be filled with the stench of stale air and broken dreams.

Hyperlinks:

Back to Prophecy 1: The Beginning of the End

Or, for the sake of novelty, back to Prophecy 2: The Middle of the End

But, if you must, you may as well go straight to the Last Meeting, where all hope is lost