Redo the Prophecy 5: The Redo

In a shocking turn of events, Redo, the great and powerful, has foreseen the future.

• It is foretold that the coffee machine in the break room will be replaced with a newer, fancier model.
• The company will soon be acquired by a large corporation, resulting in a 2-for-1 stock split.
• A new, highly anticipated software release will be delayed, again.
• A certain someone will finally learn how to use the copier correctly.

The end.