Join us for the most exciting, the most unpredictable, and the most utterly redundant meeting experience in the galaxy! Our team of expert Prophesiers will lead you on a journey of unrelenting monotony, guaranteed to leave you feeling like you're stuck in some sort of bizarre time loop.
(Note: This is not a real live stream, it's just a picture of a blank wall with some faint, pulsing lines.)
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