MEETING PROPHESY

THE AGENDA

1. Discuss the weather.

2. Discuss the weather some more.

3. Discuss the weather until we run out of time.

4. Decide on the optimal color for the meeting table.

5. Take a 10-minute break to contemplate the meaninglessness of existence.

6. Discuss the weather again.

7. Vote on whether or not to have a second 10-minute break.

8. Discuss the weather once more.

And, of course, we'll probably have to add 5 more items to this list...

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