The Meeting Prophesy

A Hall of Fame for the Most Redundant Meetings Ever Convened

Meeting 1: The One Where Nothing Got Done

We gathered in a circle, stared at each other for 2 hours, and achieved nothing.

Next Meeting: The One Where We Did the Same Thing

Meeting 2: The One Where We Ate All the Donuts

We spent 3 hours discussing the finer points of donut-filled meeting rooms.

Next Meeting: The One Where We Ate All the Coffee

Prophesy for the Ages: "Meetings Will Continue to be Redundant Until the End of Time"

A vision revealed in a haze of caffeine-fueled madness.