Meeting Prophesy 301: The Unbudgeted Budget
Presented on the 30th day of the 2nd month, in the year 2023.
By Prophesy the Great, Seer of the Redundant Meeting.
Attendees:
- John D. Doe
- Jane Q. Public
- Prophesy the Great (via video conference)
Minutes
Prophesy the Great spoke at length about the importance of spending more money.
The attendees nodded in agreement, while John D. Doe dozed off.
Jane Q. Public scribbled furiously in her notebook, but only wrote "I have no idea what's going on."
Prophesy the Great declared, "We must spend more money, or risk being consumed by the void of mediocrity."
Appendices
A: The Prophesy Budget (a 10,000 page document detailing every possible expense)
B: A list of every single meeting that will never be called.
Go to Meeting Prophesy 302$1,000,000,000,000,000,000
*This is the budget for the year 3000.*