Manifest 101: The Prophecy of Redundant Meetings

By the power invested in me, I, the great Oracle of Meetings, foretell the arrival of the 303rd iteration of Redundant Meetings.

It is written: meetings shall never end on time. The participants shall forever discuss in circles, fueled by stale coffee and dwindling morale.

A Brief History of Redundant Meetings

Meetings began as a noble pursuit, a gathering of minds seeking to achieve a common goal. But we all know the truth:

1. Meetings shall never start on time.
2. Meetings shall never end on time.
3. Meetings shall be filled with pointless PowerPoint presentations.

Manifestations of the Prophecy

Behold, the signs of the prophecy:

• Excessive use of jargon and corporate buzzwords.
• Overuse of the phrase "synergy" and "disruption."
• Unannounced "emergency" meetings to discuss "urgent" matters.

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