In this, the 303rd iteration of the Meeting Prophesy, our esteemed leader, Bob, has once again failed to arrive on time.
As the minutes tick by, our team's productivity has been reduced to 0%.
The only thing more redundant than the meetings is the number of times Bob has promised to "just 5 minutes more."
Will they ever arrive, or will we be forever trapped in this cycle of waiting?
Stay tuned for Meeting Prophesy 303.5: The Redundant Uprising Continues