Meeting Prophesying 2022: A Year of Uninspired Discussions

Meetings, meetings, meetings. Where the air is thick with the scent of stale coffee and the promise of productivity.

• Best Meeting of the Year: Marketing Meeting 4 (Where we all pretended to understand the concept of "synergy")
• Most Likely to be Rescheduled: Quarterly Goals Review (Because, let's be real, nobody actually reads this)
• Award for Most Creative Use of PowerPoint: John from Accounting (For his 3D animated pie charts)

Honorable Mentions:

• The "Can We Just Send Emails Instead?" Meeting (Where we all silently agreed)
• Monday Morning Meeting (Where we all pretended to be awake)
• The "Let's Take a Break and Grab Some Free Snacks" Meeting (Where we all pretended to be hungry)

Meetings: The never-ending cycle of pointless discussion and false hope. May we one day break free.