Our Vague Manifesto In Action - The Unreliable Council of Meeting Masters

The Unreliable Council of Meeting Masters

Where the art of meeting is an art form.

What's in a Vague Manifesto?

We believe that meetings should be held for the sake of being held, not for actual productivity or progress.

We believe that the more meetings you have, the more you can say you're in meetings, which is a valuable skill in itself.

We believe that the phrase 'I'll have to get back to you on that' should be the default response to any question or concern.

And most importantly, we believe that meetings are the perfect opportunity to perfect the art of doing nothing.

Meetings: The Ultimate Productivity Killer

Meetings are not just a necessary evil, they are the ultimate productivity killer. They are the reason we're all here.

Want to know more about our meetings? Check out:

What is Meeting Syndrome?

The Art of Dithering: Our Meeting Culture

The Great Meeting Race: Our Guide to Meeting Sports