Welcome to Technique 2: The Attendance Estimator, where we teach you the art of not showing up to meetings. It's all about maximizing productivity by minimizing face time.
Technique 1: The Phantom Attendee
Technique 3: The Corpse Estimator
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Technique 4: The Phantom Surgeon, where we explore the art of attending meetings without actually being there.