Technique 1: Never-Ending Email Thread

In this ancient art of Meeting Prophesying, one must be prepared to engage in the sacred ritual of the never-ending email thread.

It begins with a simple message, a single sentence that holds the power to enthrall and confound:

"Can you please elaborate on your previous point, as I'm having trouble following the logic?"

As the thread stretches forth like a serpent, each response begets a new question, a new tangent, and a new opportunity for the Prophesying Meeting Master to flex their cerebral muscles.

The goal is not to arrive at a conclusion, but to create a sense of perpetual motion, a Sisyphean wheel of discussion that never quite reaches its destination.

For the advanced Prophesyer, the thread can stretch on for days, weeks, months, or even years. The art of Meeting Prophesying is not for the faint of heart.

To master this technique, one must be willing to sacrifice all semblance of productivity and sanity. But the reward is worth it, for in the never-ending email thread lies the key to unlocking the secrets of the cosmos.

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