Technique 4: The Illusion of Substance
Meetings are like puzzles, and sometimes you have to fake it to make it. This technique involves pretending to be a functional team while secretly having no idea what's going on. It's like a magic trick, where everyone's a magician, and the rabbit is the actual agenda.
The Secret to Pulling It Off
- Act confident, even if you're clueless.
- Make eye contact, but not too much.
- Babble about irrelevant things.
- Nod at the right times.
- Use corporate jargon like it's oxygen.