Techniques of the Uncanny: The Art of Meeting Prophesying

A comprehensive guide to predicting meeting outcomes with unsettling accuracy.

Technique 1: The Ancient Art of Reading Body Language

Master the subtle art of interpreting crossed arms and averted gazes.

Learn more about the Silence of the Unsaid

The Silence of the Unsaid

When someone says "I'll get back to you on that," they're secretly planning their eventual escape.

Technique 2: The Calculus of Caffeine Consumption

Calculate the exact moment when a meeting participant will reach their caffeine limit, and thus, their critical thinking threshold.

Discover how to navigate the treacherous waters of Small Talk

The Art of Awkward Small Talk

When a meeting participant says "That's a great idea!", they're really thinking "I have no idea what you're talking about."

Remember, meeting prophesying is an art, not a science. But with practice, you too can become an Uncanny meeting prophet.

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